Dear Mr Timbrell, We wish to advise you that this company has a noble record for after sales service recognised nationally. In a survey of a quarter of a million shoppers nationwide we were voted the best place in the UK to purchase electrical appliances. We found you, Mr Timbrell, to be a very exceptional customer. Having discussed your situation with all concerned staff we came to a unanimous conclusion. It is our sincere wish that we never see you again and futhermore if you have any friends or relatives of a similar disposition please advise them accordingly. On a personal note and without prejudice quite frankley, Mr Timbrell, I feel sorry for you. Yours Sincerely, T.C.Hayes Managing Director, T.C.HAYES LIMITED