Hi,
This is meant to be a bit of fun, so don’t take it personally.
Objectivist : “There is no way that a mains cable or speaker cable designed correctly can make a difference. They have studied electrical properties of metals etc., for 150years – and they don’t make any difference whatsoever”.
Subjectivist : “This is not true, I can hear a difference. I purchased a mains cable that cost £750 and it made the sound clearer, better imaging, soundstage was improved”.
Objectivist : “That’s the problem, you changed the cable and you expected a change, so your brain fooled you into thinking there was a change. It is called expectation bias, and has been known for many years, it is scientifically proven”.
Subjectivist : “I have my system set up perfectly, the entire system is very sensitive, and so the optimisation will show up any defects and changes, and when I change the cable, I can hear the difference”.
Objectivist : “No, your brain thinks it can hear a difference, there is no change, you think you are going to hear a change, and you automatically believe you heard a change”.
Subjectivist : “How do you know I did not hear a change, you are not me, I heard a change”.
Objectivist : “That is the problem, I know you did not hear a change because of expectation bias, and scientifically, the changes in cable, especially mains cables, do not affect the audio signal, so it is not possible you can hear a change”.
Subjectivist : “Well, you don’t know until you try – why don’t you try it – I hear a change, you might surprise yourself”.
Objectivist : “No, everyone is affected by expectation bias, so even me, knowing it exists cannot guarantee that I will not believe I heard a change. You have to complete this testing under controlled conditions such as blind testing”.
Subjectivist : “You don’t want to admit that you might hear a change, and you don’t know until you try. Just give it a try and you will see”.
Objectivist : “Arrrggh, no, it is expectation bias that is the issue. Science has proved that a properly designed cable, be it mains or speaker, will NOT make a difference. This is the same science that has provided all technology in the world, from cars, planes, trains, computers, televisions, electronics, the internet, every bloody bit of technology we use today etc. etc., etc., .
You believe you are hearing a difference – and that is all that it is – as belief – it does NOT exist- no more than Harry Potter can perform magic – it is all make believe”
Subjectivist : “Hold on, you mean that there is no such thing as magic….”
Objectivist : “You sir, have the brain of a lemming”.
Subjectivist : “Whatsa lemming ?”
Regards,
Shadders.
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