6th.replicant
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Something very odd with site's formatting.
Might be useful if we still had the option to delete posts?
Might be useful if we still had the option to delete posts?
6th.replicant said::roll:
RickyDeg said:v1c said:This film has undoubtedly divided opinion with alot of criticism being aimed at Plot , characters, reality checks , lazy film making etc etc..
IMO Ridley Scott made absolutely the film he wanted to make... to take back his original creation and give it a new direction with a backdrop of the biggest questions we as a human race have to ask "What,where,why,how did we come to being". This is evident thoughout the film. I feel it reflects on us as a human race through time past, present + future. Standard SCIFI/Horror with a deep subtextul core underneath.
That's how i saw it.
If you got a problem with the film that's your problem not Ridleys.
I'd be interested to see if opinion changes with the repeat veiwing on blu-ray..... i always remember watching Ocean 11 and thinking it was rubbish and when i watched it sometime later again i loved it so i know you can change your mind about a film.
Despite what I think of the film I'm looking forward to my next viewing (on Blu-ray) regardless, but mostly just for the home theater experience. A close friend whose taste I fully trust saw it again last night though, and all he got out of his 2nd view were more evident flaws, so I'm doubtful. And sorry, but I dont agree that if a film lacks the ability to engage me it's my problem - it's the films problem (not soley "blaming" Ridley Scott here). I'm just the spectator, not the creator. But no one film can please everyone. Divided opinions will always exist. We all know this.
ooh.. said:So, they're all on the ship and merrily heading towards a Planet that they're pretty sure is inhabited by some kind of lifeforms. They reach the Planet (at this point we know a little about the two loved up doctors and the robot, the rest of the motley crew are just "there"), what do they do? Survey it? Go through what may or may not be there? What possible dangers they may face? Well, no not really, they're made aware that the CO2 levels are too high and 2 minutes breathing the air and you're history, then they just land at the first sight of "straight lines that God didn't make", put on their space suits, safe in the knowledge that some Scottish chap has a flame thrower to protect them, pile into an ATV and a couple of buggies and head on over to a giant mole hill that's hollow.
They go inside and start walking around aimlessly, relaying everything back to "the captain" who seems like he'd rather be watching a ball game somewhere, then they realise that the air inside is safe to breathe (at least in that one spot on the Planet that they now know is inhabited by "something"), so they all take off their helmets, leave them on the ground, and wander further into the Martian wonderland without a care in the world, sure there's aircon, they'll be grand (maybe there's a Mcdonalds in there too). They trot around for a while, oblivious to any airbourn viruses that may be deadly, until they stumble across all sorts of weird and wonderful things, at which point the Geoloagist throws a tantrum, shouting that he only went along to the Martian Planet to "study rocks".
They bail out but the Geoloagist and some other chap get left behind, the Captain just tells them to chill with a little wry smile as he heads to crash out for the night. But the boys are curious and instead of doing what mummy would have told them, and staying nice and quiet by the exit, ready for a morning pick up, they go wandering around, talking loudly while stumbling over lot's of things, waking up all the inhabitants of the mole hill, until of course they get killed by a cross between a king cobra and an Eel, oh well.
Lot's of other weird things then transpire on the ship, one of the doctors starts getting very old looking and when he gets naughty the ships owner burns him to a crisp with her state of the art modern weaponary, a flamethrower. The other doctor gets a take away abortion and starts running out of "theatre" the minute she's stitched back up. We still know nothing of the motley crew that's left.
Ah I give up, but I'll try to carry on, a load of other mindless stuff happens and basically, the care free Captain is told by the doctor that's had a monster plucked from her half an hour before yet runs like Usain Bolt, that the big ship that's taken off has bad things on it, so the Captain suddenly gets all noble and decides to become a Kamikaze pilot, (no more ball games for him) and two other chaps that had no emotional connection to him or anybody else, agree to help him kill them all by ramming the Alien craft at great speed, so they eject a little pod for the doc and put their feet down and blast after it as it's trying to get away, they must have covered a good 50 mles at warp speed yet once the two ships collide, they land back where they both took off from, squashing Charlize Theron (who cared? The robot had more character) whilst nearly squashing the doc.
She jogs over to the pod, probably a little tired after the express monster abortion and all the running, and is saved from certain death at the hands of a big angry chap that's a few thousand years old, by a huge air breathing octopus that looks like something from a 50s B movie, then she goes to rescue the robot and they just go and get another ship and fly off into space together.
A prequel to Alien??? Huh??
gregvet said:ooh.. said:So, they're all on the ship and merrily heading towards a Planet that they're pretty sure is inhabited by some kind of lifeforms. They reach the Planet (at this point we know a little about the two loved up doctors and the robot, the rest of the motley crew are just "there"), what do they do? Survey it? Go through what may or may not be there? What possible dangers they may face? Well, no not really, they're made aware that the CO2 levels are too high and 2 minutes breathing the air and you're history, then they just land at the first sight of "straight lines that God didn't make", put on their space suits, safe in the knowledge that some Scottish chap has a flame thrower to protect them, pile into an ATV and a couple of buggies and head on over to a giant mole hill that's hollow.
They go inside and start walking around aimlessly, relaying everything back to "the captain" who seems like he'd rather be watching a ball game somewhere, then they realise that the air inside is safe to breathe (at least in that one spot on the Planet that they now know is inhabited by "something"), so they all take off their helmets, leave them on the ground, and wander further into the Martian wonderland without a care in the world, sure there's aircon, they'll be grand (maybe there's a Mcdonalds in there too). They trot around for a while, oblivious to any airbourn viruses that may be deadly, until they stumble across all sorts of weird and wonderful things, at which point the Geoloagist throws a tantrum, shouting that he only went along to the Martian Planet to "study rocks".
They bail out but the Geoloagist and some other chap get left behind, the Captain just tells them to chill with a little wry smile as he heads to crash out for the night. But the boys are curious and instead of doing what mummy would have told them, and staying nice and quiet by the exit, ready for a morning pick up, they go wandering around, talking loudly while stumbling over lot's of things, waking up all the inhabitants of the mole hill, until of course they get killed by a cross between a king cobra and an Eel, oh well.
Lot's of other weird things then transpire on the ship, one of the doctors starts getting very old looking and when he gets naughty the ships owner burns him to a crisp with her state of the art modern weaponary, a flamethrower. The other doctor gets a take away abortion and starts running out of "theatre" the minute she's stitched back up. We still know nothing of the motley crew that's left.
Ah I give up, but I'll try to carry on, a load of other mindless stuff happens and basically, the care free Captain is told by the doctor that's had a monster plucked from her half an hour before yet runs like Usain Bolt, that the big ship that's taken off has bad things on it, so the Captain suddenly gets all noble and decides to become a Kamikaze pilot, (no more ball games for him) and two other chaps that had no emotional connection to him or anybody else, agree to help him kill them all by ramming the Alien craft at great speed, so they eject a little pod for the doc and put their feet down and blast after it as it's trying to get away, they must have covered a good 50 mles at warp speed yet once the two ships collide, they land back where they both took off from, squashing Charlize Theron (who cared? The robot had more character) whilst nearly squashing the doc.
She jogs over to the pod, probably a little tired after the express monster abortion and all the running, and is saved from certain death at the hands of a big angry chap that's a few thousand years old, by a huge air breathing octopus that looks like something from a 50s B movie, then she goes to rescue the robot and they just go and get another ship and fly off into space together.
A prequel to Alien??? Huh??
Thanks ooh. Some of us haven't seen it yet....
Sleepaphobic said:@RickyDeg
Ya I just marked that down as incompetence. There were too many scenes like this to mention.
ooh.. said:A prequel to Alien??? Huh??
6th.replicant said:I'm not qualified to comment on how the combined effects of ingesting a sentient black 'oil' and an alien serpent, along with one's face/helmet imploding, might create a zombie. But I'm guessing 'headache at best, zombification at worst' is not too much of stretch?