Russ Andrews - The best one yet?

[Al ears]

... in the redistribution of wealth. If people can afford to buy and want to buy and are stupid enough to buy it ain't a bad thing. The money filters downward. The wealthy create jobs for many of us because they spend. Good!

How about the Syrian people who are being bombed left right and centre, and eating soil? etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

Explain to me exactly how people buying overpriced **** from Russ Andrews is helping them?

Do you really need somebody to point out the obvious link between buying from Russ Andrews and the alleviation of suffering in Syria?

Yes

 

[steve_1979]

If I bought one of these things, could its performance be improved with one of Russ's £1500 power leads?

It would probably make it spin more smoothly and the light would shine more brightly.

 

[Gray]

Imagine the scenario: You've bought the device, open it up only to find a green felt pen marking the edge of the disc as it spins.

You phone to complain. "No I'm afraid you can't speak to Russ, he's stone deaf"

 

[Al ears]

If I bought one of these things, could its performance be improved with one of Russ's £1500 power leads?

It would probably make it spin more smoothly and the light would shine more brightly.

'Have you seen the light?'

 

[Gazzip]

... in the redistribution of wealth. If people can afford to buy and want to buy and are stupid enough to buy it ain't a bad thing. The money filters downward. The wealthy create jobs for many of us because they spend. Good!

How about the Syrian people who are being bombed left right and centre, and eating soil? etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

Explain to me exactly how people buying overpriced **** from Russ Andrews is helping them?

Do you really need somebody to point out the obvious link between buying from Russ Andrews and the alleviation of suffering in Syria?

Yes

Me too.

 

[BIGBERNARDBRESSLAW]

This has sod all to do with the original post.

You're right, but I just wanted to respond to ifor.

I've finished now. *good*

 

[Gazzip]

Is it something to do with current affairs?

 

[steve_1979]

If I bought one of these things, could its performance be improved with one of Russ's £1500 power leads?

It would probably make it spin more smoothly and the light would shine more brightly.

'Have you seen the light?'

Yes I compared it with and without a Russ Andrews power cable in a blind test but couldn't see any difference.

 

[BIGBERNARDBRESSLAW]

There's plenty of RA stuff on ebay. I like this one I'm quite tempted to offer him a fiver if he'll deliver.

 

[Al ears]

This has sod all to do with the original post.

You're right, but I just wanted to respond to ifor.

I've finished now. *good*

Aha!

I knew it was unlike you to hijack a good thread. 🙂

 

[BIGBERNARDBRESSLAW]

He doesn't seem to be massive employer, but it's very kind of him to offer one of his two parking spaces to a disabled person. *biggrin*

 

[Al ears]

He doesn't seem to be massive employer, but it's very kind of him to offer one of his two parking spaces to a disabled person. *biggrin*

I thought he'd earn more than it costs to buy that Evoque. 🙂

 

[spiny norman]

If people like him, and massive corporations paid their fair proportion of tax, and the government of the day didn't waste it, we wouldn't need charity in this country, government could pay for everything.

And your evidence for Mr Andrews's tax evasion is...?

 

[spiny norman]

He doesn't seem to be massive employer, but it's very kind of him to offer one of his two parking spaces to a disabled person. *biggrin*

Your point being...?

 

[BIGBERNARDBRESSLAW]

If people like him, and massive corporations paid their fair proportion of tax, and the government of the day didn't waste it, we wouldn't need charity in this country, government could pay for everything.

And your evidence for Mr Andrews's tax evasion is...?

We've moved on, but I'd suggest reading it again.

 

[steve_1979]

We all think we're laughing at him. The truth is every time he sees one of these threads he smirks to himself as he thanks us for all of the free advertising.

He only needs to find one mug dumb enough to buy something for £3000 and that's three months work done. You know I think he might be on to something.

 

[BIGBERNARDBRESSLAW]

He doesn't seem to be massive employer, but it's very kind of him to offer one of his two parking spaces to a disabled person. *biggrin*

Your point being...?

Now who's hijacking the thread? Norman is!!!!

 

[BIGBERNARDBRESSLAW]

He doesn't seem to be massive employer, but it's very kind of him to offer one of his two parking spaces to a disabled person. *biggrin*

I thought he'd earn more than it costs to buy that Evoque. 🙂

I'm sure he does, but maybe he doesn't redistribute his wealth. *blum3*

 

[BIGBERNARDBRESSLAW]

Do you think he could improve the performance of electronic cars by changing a few of the leads?

 

[steve_1979]

Do you think he could improve the performance of electronic cars by changing a few of the leads?

If you believed some of the claims his products could singlehandedly solve the world's energy crisis.

 

[spiny norman]

Now who's hijacking the thread? Norman is!!!!

Sorry? Who accused Mr Andrews of being a tax-dodger?

We've moved on, but I'd suggest reading it again.

If people like him, and massive corporations paid their fair proportion of tax

 

[BIGBERNARDBRESSLAW]

We've moved on, but I'd suggest reading it again.

If people like him, and massive corporations paid their fair proportion of tax

*stop*

What name did I write just before I said 'people like him'????????

I'll accept your apology this time (if it comes).

 

[BIGBERNARDBRESSLAW]

tax dodgers like Gary Barlow justifiable, because they do a lot of work for charity. If people like him, and massive corporations paid their fair proportion of tax

There you go Norman, now stop hijacking the thread, it was just starting to get quite funny.

 

[spiny norman]

What name did I write just before I said 'people like him'????????

Nice edit. Well done.

 

[spiny norman]

There you go Norman, now stop hijacking the thread, it was just starting to get quite funny.

No, it wasn't. It was just the same misguided howling as ever.