A friend of mine got the dreaded ring on the bell one evening not so long ago, opened the door and was confronted by a suited and booted couple. One said 'Good evening, friend, have you met the Lord?'
My friend seized the other chap by the hand and shook it warmly, saying 'No, I haven't, lovely to meet you, welcome back - it's been a long time, hasn't it?'
They left.