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A-Line

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Those that have been to the states will understand this joke..

What's the difference between northern girls and southern girls?

Answer: Northern girls say you can but southern girls say you all can...😏
 

jjbomber

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Why don’t penguins like rock music?

Because they only like sole.
This one likes the blues
 
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This one likes the blues
:)
 

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Hey team! Just landed in this thread and I'm ready to stir up some laughs. Got a mix of puns and a story joke for ya:

  1. First, a pickup line : Are you a high-fidelity audio system? Because when I'm with you, all I hear is music to my ears. (got it on this webpage)
  2. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  3. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
  4. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
Here’s a longer one for the road:

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a shih tzu.

Keep the jokes and good times rolling, folks! Can't wait to see what else you guys come up with!
 
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