Dad jokes

[A-Line]

Those that have been to the states will understand this joke..

What's the difference between northern girls and southern girls?

Answer: Northern girls say you can but southern girls say you all can...😏

 

[plastic penguin]

Our neighbour has a dog, called Minton. It swallowed a shuttlec##k. I said "Bad Minton."

 

[Al ears]

Those that have been to the states will understand this joke..

What's the difference between northern girls and southern girls?

Answer: Northern girls say you can but southern girls say you all can...😏

Surely y'awl...?

 

[Al ears]

Ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....
I'll let you know.

 

[Freddy]

Why don’t penguins like rock music?

Because they only like sole.

 

[jjbomber]

Why don’t penguins like rock music?

Because they only like sole.

This one likes the blues

Blue penguin | Size, Predators, & Facts | Britannica

The blue penguin, fairy penguin, or little penguin, is a species of penguin (order Sphenisciformes) characterized by its diminutive stature and pale blue to dark gray plumage. It is the smallest of all known penguin species, and it is the only species of the genus Eudyptula.

www.britannica.com

 

[Freddy]

This one likes the blues

Blue penguin | Size, Predators, & Facts | Britannica

The blue penguin, fairy penguin, or little penguin, is a species of penguin (order Sphenisciformes) characterized by its diminutive stature and pale blue to dark gray plumage. It is the smallest of all known penguin species, and it is the only species of the genus Eudyptula.

www.britannica.com

 

[NeonSpecter]

Hey team! Just landed in this thread and I'm ready to stir up some laughs. Got a mix of puns and a story joke for ya:

1. First, a pickup line : Are you a high-fidelity audio system? Because when I'm with you, all I hear is music to my ears. (got it on this webpage)
2. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
3. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
4. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Here’s a longer one for the road:

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a shih tzu.

Keep the jokes and good times rolling, folks! Can't wait to see what else you guys come up with!

 

[JDL]

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
Cloud.

😂