Dad jokes

[A-Line]

Those that have been to the states will understand this joke..

What's the difference between northern girls and southern girls?

Answer: Northern girls say you can but southern girls say you all can...😏

 

[plastic penguin]

Our neighbour has a dog, called Minton. It swallowed a shuttlec##k. I said "Bad Minton."

 

[Al ears]

Those that have been to the states will understand this joke..

What's the difference between northern girls and southern girls?

Answer: Northern girls say you can but southern girls say you all can...😏

Surely y'awl...?

 

[Al ears]

Ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....
I'll let you know.

 

[Freddy]

Why don’t penguins like rock music?

Because they only like sole.

 

[jjbomber]

Why don’t penguins like rock music?

Because they only like sole.

This one likes the blues

blue penguin | bird

blue penguin, (Eudyptula minor), also called little penguin, little blue penguin, or fairy penguin, species of penguin (order Sphenisciformes) characterized by its diminutive stature and pale blue to dark gray plumage. It is the smallest of all known penguin species, and it is the only species...

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[Freddy]

This one likes the blues

blue penguin | bird

blue penguin, (Eudyptula minor), also called little penguin, little blue penguin, or fairy penguin, species of penguin (order Sphenisciformes) characterized by its diminutive stature and pale blue to dark gray plumage. It is the smallest of all known penguin species, and it is the only species...

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