Start my new job next week at bank, hope its safe.....:):):):):):)
scouzzer1964 Well-known member Jan 4, 2021 52 13 45 Feb 1, 2021 #1 Start my new job next week at bank, hope its safe.....
G Gray Well-known member Nov 27, 2015 1,489 930 12,070 Feb 1, 2021 #2 What do you call a sheep with no legs? Cloud. Reactions: scouzzer1964
jjbomber Well-known member Dec 22, 2006 893 335 19,270 Feb 2, 2021 #3 A voice in the back of my head keeps telling me... I'm putting the headphones on wrong! Reactions: scouzzer1964
scouzzer1964 Well-known member Jan 4, 2021 52 13 45 Feb 2, 2021 #4 I bought a Toaster last week, thought it was water proof, i was shocked .
scouzzer1964 Well-known member Jan 4, 2021 52 13 45 Feb 7, 2021 #5 I'm starting a new dating service in Prague. It's called Czech-Mate.
scouzzer1964 Well-known member Jan 4, 2021 52 13 45 Feb 7, 2021 #6 Bloke walks into a pub with a load of tar on his shoulder, orders a pint, and one for the road..
scouzzer1964 Well-known member Jan 4, 2021 52 13 45 Feb 21, 2021 #7 Who can name the ship in the movie, Mutiny on the bounty?
P plastic penguin Well-known member Apr 28, 2008 1,818 193 19,870 Thursday at 11:55 PM #8 Not sure if it's classed as a "dad joke" but here goes. Ham sandwich walks into a pub. Sandwich: "Pint of lager, please" Landlord: "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here" Reactions: scouzzer1964
Not sure if it's classed as a "dad joke" but here goes. Ham sandwich walks into a pub. Sandwich: "Pint of lager, please" Landlord: "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here"
jjbomber Well-known member Dec 22, 2006 893 335 19,270 Friday at 1:20 AM #9 Lady Gaga has lost 3 French Bulldogs to kidnappers as two surrendered and one ran away. If they'd been British Bulldogs they'd have stood and fought.
Lady Gaga has lost 3 French Bulldogs to kidnappers as two surrendered and one ran away. If they'd been British Bulldogs they'd have stood and fought.
G Gray Well-known member Nov 27, 2015 1,489 930 12,070 Friday at 9:45 PM #10 Bloke and wife walk into pub: Bloke: "Do you serve crabs?" Landlord: "Yeah but sit her in the corner" Reactions: scouzzer1964
Bloke and wife walk into pub: Bloke: "Do you serve crabs?" Landlord: "Yeah but sit her in the corner"
scouzzer1964 Well-known member Jan 4, 2021 52 13 45 Saturday at 6:03 AM #11 I bought 8 legs of venison meat the other day for £40, was that two deer? Reactions: Gray