Exactly!'No you won't' 🤣
(Who needs TV when you've got top entertainment on this forum?)
Although I do like to keep an open mind, so if someone, anyone can point me to a peer reviewed paper with an in-depth explanation as to why these speaker cable elevators work, backed up by actual science...?
Forgive me if I don't hold my breath, but do feel free to search Google for "Top Ten Signs an Audio Cable Vendor is Selling You Snake Oil"