Ashley James is welcome to his opinion and if he sends me his address, I'll pop some sticking plasters in the post. Other than that, I see he has an expensive product to sell that needs iTunes to run at its best apparently. Moving swiftly on...
Buying a turntable doesn't really have to be so much hassle. A Rega P3 or Audio Note TT1 (modern day Systemdek) coupled with a decent cartridge will have your system singing. It doesn't need Roy Gandy (Rega head honcho) on hand to set one up and dealers will often pop a cartridge on and do all the fussy work in less than an hour often free when you're buying, so you don't even need to do that.
The truly great thing about a turntable, the nostalgia aspect one side, is the sheer tweakability of the thing that doesn't involve a degree in engineering to get into for the user. Change the sound a bit? Try another cartridge. Got a felt mat? Replace it with something from Ringmat Developments or Funk's Achromat.
I've had a P3 for going on 8 years now and it's a superb deck; the successor in the P3-24 is even better. Try with any number of cartridges and find the sound you want. Open, airy and bassy that tracks like a winner? The AT440MLa is the one to go for. Rich tonal quality with good detail but less forward? Goldring's 1000 series range. Moving Coil? Dynavector 10x5 - brilliant with the P3. Three cartridges of many from £90 to £250 that'll leave digital looking a bit sad.
In addition, you don't really need to spend a fortune on new vinyl - there's a stack of good quality used albums out there in secondhand shops, charity shops, etc, etc. I've picked up tons on Ebay alone. Billy Joel half-speed mastered "The Stranger"? £4.99. Once upon a time, this went for about five times that. It sounds sublime. Equally, I picked up a Thomas Dolby album for about 50p - perfect nick. Two of hundreds of examples.
You're in North London right? Sister Ray in Berwick Street has a good range of vinyl, Record & Tape Exchange at Notting Hill has three floors of vinyl - the ground floor is the usual stuff, upstairs the rare vinyl but the bargain bin basement is the place to go. LPs and CDs at giveaway money. Yes, they have a bloody annoying habit of putting price stickers on that don't come off easily, but at £1 or 50p a throw for an LP you want to try out, who's arguing? Down the Portobello Road there are some good shops but Rough Trade is worth a visit about halfway down. Fopp in Covent Garden sells some vinyl from time to time (or did when I stayed down there). Oxfam music is on the shortlist as well.
Ashely's a fine example of what is so wrong about the musical experience today; offering only part of the whole deal. What he can't deliver is the emotion that goes with the tangible. AVI 9.1 and iTunes might be something else, but isn't it all just as much hassle as setting up a turntable...? Coltrane on Impulse vinyl, a beer in hand and just sit back and take it in.
What you get with an LP is a bloody high standard of music and the naysayers are kidding themselves if they say otherwise. Vinyl is easy to look after, doesn't require excessive cleaning and lasts for years.
You get the whole experience with the ritual of going through the collection, picking your album out, or even just enjoying browsing different sleeves whilst listening. It's the very essence of what listening to music is all about - you can connect with the medium in a way that the sterility of the downloaded album effectively robs from you.