I Need help soon!

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This is true, so don't think I'm lying! I went round my really rich friends house the other day. He has these speakers called the b&w nautiliis or somthing. While he was out, I wanted to see what would happen if I poke the domes on the speaker. I poked the dome on the tweeter and the bass driver on the nautilus. When he got back, he was so upset because he paid so much for them, he said like £50,000, i didn't belive him, so I checked online and they were. Is there anyway I can fix the domes, cause I don't have £50,000 to spend, please help, he isn't talking to me!

 

[Anonymous]

What a silly thing to do...

 

[chebby]

He will need (a) his insurance (b) an injunction.

(Similar threads in the past have been from people seeking advice about preventing their toddlers from doing this sort of thing.)

 

[Craig M.]

if you were my "friend" i would have killed you and buried you in the garden. why would we think you are lying? cos you are? i think so.

 

[Anonymous]

Are there any kids or pets who live in your freinds house? they usally make good scape-goats!

 

[Anonymous]

No, why are people getting angry, i thought they would pop out, i think they were the signature diamond actually, they looked really long, and had a small speaker at the top!

 

[Anonymous]

Yes you need help - either a good lawyer, or better still a one way ticket to a country where an English Court judgment against you can not be enforced, eg Libya, Albania....

 

[Anonymous]

I'm not lying craig, they were either nautilus or signature diamond!

 

[Anonymous]

He sort has forgiven me, I said I will pay £1000. Myy friends toddler scratched my sony TV

 

[Anonymous]

Why put domes on speakers anyway, they dont do anything.

 

[simonlewis]

Can't you suck it out with a vacuum cleaner.

 

[nads]

15 mins to forgiveness.

I Declare Shenanigans.

 

[Anonymous]

GOOD NEWS! He was reading around and fixed them. on the end of a tube vacuum, there is a little whole that sucks air, he sucked the domes back out! Me and him will go out for a dinner to say sorry.

 

[Anonymous]

He just did luckly, there is a very small mark on the dome, but nothing major, YAY!

 

[Anonymous]

AND YOU SHOULD PAY!

 

[chebby]

ajharris:Myy friends toddler scratched my sony TV

Do you have a van?

It's just that some of us might know someone who can get that scratch off your telly.

 

[Anonymous]

Yes I will, don't angry at me! people are nasty here, get some comedy!

 

[Anonymous]

I'm not! To be honest, I didn't believe you.

 

[chebby]

Actually, the bloke I am thinking of - to repair your telly - has his own van.

 

[Anonymous]

This has got to win the 'Post of the Year' title. Reminiscent of another young scallywag that used to post round these parts.

 

[Anonymous]

What? Good question, what has more bass, mt 30 or B&W 685 theatre?

 

[chebby]

ajharris:What? Good question, what has more bass, mt 30 or B&W 685 theatre?

Surely you mean... "what has more poke?"

 

[Anonymous]

chebby:
ajharris:What? Good question, what has more bass, mt 30 or B&W 685ÿtheatre?

Surely you mean... "what has more poke?"

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Now that really is funny - Excellent!ÿ

 

[Anonymous]

Seriously, i am buying one of these soon!!!!

 

[idc]

ajharris:This is true, so don't think I'm lying!

OK

ajharris: I went round my really rich friends house the other day. He has these speakers called the b&w nautiliis or somthing. While he was out, I wanted to see what would happen.....

How old are you?

ajharris:..... if I poke the domes on the speaker.....

Oh God

ajharris:....... I poked the dome on the tweeter and the bass driver on the nautilus......

This reminds me of a news story a good few years ago. A soldier was on guard duty at an airfield. He was bored and started to swing on the nose cone of one of the jets. The nose cone bent. The soldier's solution to this problem was to swing on all of the jet's nose cones, bend all of them, and because they would then all look the same no one would notice........he was found out instantly and incurred a large bill......

ajharris:...... When he got back, he was so upset because he paid so much for them, he said like £50,000, i didn't belive him, so I checked online and they were.....

..are you that soldier aj?!

ajharris:....... Is there anyway I can fix the domes.......

Is there a forum awards? If so can I nominate ajharris for best problem!

ajharris:.........cause I don't have £50,000 to spend, please help, he isn't talking to me!

Well at least we now know it all ended well. Deep joy