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[Andrewjvt]

Check out eBay item no
112310665716

 

[Vladimir]

Check out eBay item no 112310665716

I believe.

 

[insider9]

19 people watching

Reviews indicate they ship from Hong Kong. There is actually one positive feedback for that cable.

What did you actually look for, Andrew to come across this?

 

[Blacksabbath25]

I think Andrew thought it was funny which it is a bit and it's definitely a saying that's used on here a lot *smile*

 

[Vladimir]

There is actually one positive feedback for that cable.

Probably written by Batman.

 

[steve_1979]

19 people watching

and 3 already sold!

 

[Andrewjvt]

Description and look atthe pictures its a massive p take

I came across this by accident looking for jbl soeakers

 

[insider9]

Description and look atthe pictures its a massive p take

I came across this by accident looking for jbl soeakers

Brilliant! I was just wondering if you were looking for snake oil

19 people watching

and 3 already sold!

3?! Not the stunning result I'd expect...

Well, maybe if they marketed it better. I'd go with something like this:

- Goldilocks (TM) - stunning detail and midrange and treble clarity for true audiophile experience

- Mermaid strands (TM) -
fluid sound for jazz and classical

- Unicorn Bristles (TM) - pace, attack and hard hitting bass for rock and metal

:biggrin:

 

[Vladimir]

As long as they say it's not snake oil (on ebay, while selling it), then we should take their word for it.

 

[Andrewjvt]

I liked the picture graph showing the music with and without the cables

 

[Vladimir]

I liked the picture graph showing the music with and without the cables

Who needs a laboratory osciloscope when you have Rainbow Osciloscope visualization in Winamp. *lol*

 

[Andrewjvt]

That someone actually has taken the time to do that and still sell them also

 

[Vladimir]

If anyone is dumb enough to read that and actually hand over their money then they deserve to be ripped off. Idiots.

That should be the slogan of every consumer rights organization. Russ will gladly sponsor the banner printing.

 

[Vladimir]

That someone actually has taken the time to do that and still sell them also

I wonder, do they **** themselves with laughter at work meetings when they make this rubbish up.

 

[steve_1979]

If anyone is dumb enough to read that and actually hand over their money then they deserve to be ripped off. Idiots.

That should be the slogan of every consumer rights organization. Russ will gladly sponsor the banner printing.

I bet that you could start a hifi company who's slogan is "A fool and his money are easily parted" and you would still manage to sell a few.

All you need to do is write some flowery BS such as it being made from genuine CNC machined unicorn testis and some tool will believe it and pay $$$$.

 

[steve_1979]

That someone actually has taken the time to do that and still sell them also

I wonder, do they **** themselves with laughter at work meetings when they make this rubbish up.

Of course they do.

 

[steve_1979]

Anyone who is dumb enough to read that and actually hand over their money deserves to be ripped off.

Idiots.

 

[jmjones]

If you put "snake oil" in the ebay search box, it's surprising how many products come up. It would appear people needing hair treatment are even more gullible than hifi enthusiasts.

The apprenticeship for selling these products is served by using this item from ebay: 292177223050

 

[chebby]

Anyone who is dumb enough to read that and actually hand over their money deserves to be ripped off.

Not so fast. You need a bloke with letters after his name like a 'holistic designer' for instance ...

http://www.benduncanresearch.com/

He invented 'Zapperators'...

https://www.whathifi.com/news/russ-andrews-expands-zapperator-range

Ben found it important to tell us on his holistic home page that ...

"Ben Duncan Research operates in harmony alongside nature, on a 30 acre site, with organic gardens, ancient water meadow, new English parkland with over 800 trees, and rich wildlife."

 

[steve_1979]

Not so fast. You need a bloke with letters after his name like a 'holistic designer' for instance ...

http://www.benduncanresearch.com/

That guy looks like he's jumped straight out of a Douglas Adams novel.

He invented 'Zapperators'...

https://www.whathifi.com/news/russ-andrews-expands-zapperator-range

Ben found it important to tell us on his holistic home page that ...

"Ben Duncan Research operates in harmony alongside nature, on a 30 acre site, with organic gardens, ancient water meadow, new English parkland with over 800 trees, and rich wildlife."

Yep that definitely sounds very Douglas Adamy.

 

[Vladimir]

Ben Duncan AMIOA AMAES MCCS is the UK version of Nelson Pass, only way more.... eclectic. *biggrin*

 

[chebby]

The two 'AM' prefixed memberships are 'associate' which means anyone could join at the same level with no degree or other qualifying credentials.

Not sure what MCCS is but probably as bogus as the other two ...

http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/MCCS

 

[Andrewjvt]

https://youtu.be/30rPxAVBD4M

 

[Andrewjvt]

https://youtu.be/30rPxAVBD4M

Blue link

 

[Vladimir]

I miss David Brent. We all need a clueless ***** in our lives.

As for Ben Duncan's love for acronyms and the rest of his website's content, clicky.