Friday Funnies - Why is my left ear better than my right?

[Anonymous]

Andrew Everard:I call my dog Isiah...

You've completely lost me AE

 

[Anonymous]

EvilWolf:
Well, you do know that with some women, one breast is larger than the other, and with men....one testicle descends a little lower than the other?

So there...you're alright, just going deaf in one ear!

The testicles are so that they dont bang into each other when you run.....

The breasts......a scientifically sound reason to inspect them.......

 

[pwiles1968]

Vinny7:

pwiles1968:Surprised your GP did not ask, do you or have you in the past spent a lot of time driving with the Car window open?

Your onto something there..........

Yes, It is something people do not realise the level of wind noise you get with an open window when traveling at any speed, no AC in my car but as soon as I get out of town window goes up no matter how hot it is.

 

[PJPro]

Vinny7:EvilWolf:
Well, you do know that with some women, one breast is larger than the other, and with men....one testicle descends a little lower than the other?

So there...you're alright, just going deaf in one ear!

The testicles are so that they dont bang into each other when you run.....

That sounds entirely plausible...

 

[laserman16]

Vinny7:laserman16:Vinny7:

ps I AM NOT GOING DEAF

SO WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING.

BECAUSE IM DEAF - THERE YOU HAPPY!!

Yeah me too

 

[Anonymous]

laserman16:Vinny7:laserman16:Vinny7:

ps I AM NOT GOING DEAF

SO WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING.

BECAUSE IM DEAF - THERE YOU HAPPY!!

Yeah me too

Yeah me 3

 

[Anonymous]

what was that eh canny here you

what was that i canna here yeh ,it might be mono ears if so
upgrade to stereo ears , or if into films try 5.1 ears nice ones in your nearest joke shop try before you buy..