Bender
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Prof. Hurbert J. Farnsworth said:Bender said:dim_span said:Bender said:davedotco said:(Guilty secret, I even use a touch of low bass boost and a very gentle 'upward tilt' when streaming Spotify into my small actives.)
Oh your God! Call yourself an audiophile?
Hey Bender .... what speaker cables do you recomend?...
You want the BenderTec 3000 cable.
It's made from the purest Osmium crystal mined from the planet Omicron Persei 8 and has triple layer EMI shielding made from Nibblonian dark matter poop. You can buy some for just 10,000 Earth Credits per meter. Order one today and I'll even throw in a free hooker.
Sweet zombie Jesus! You audiophiles will believe anything.
Any scientist knows that standard MomCorp OFC cable of a suitably thick gauge will suffice.
Bite my shiny metal ass Professor!