What hi-fi awards ceremony

[Andy Clough]

My Mum!

And no, I don't think I'll ban myself...

 

[Anonymous]

He is banned, but not from here. The pub next door is another matter entirely.

 

[Andrew Everard]

JoelSim:And who was moderating the site while you were all getting drunk?

Moderation never sleeps, nor does it indulge in worldly pleasures...

And when Ma Clough is on the case, you'd better behave yourselves.

 

[Andrew Everard]

al7478:yeah ok, you can afford john culshaw.

It wasn't Jon Culshaw, it was a Jon Culshaw impersonator.

 

[Andy Clough]

dominic dawes:He is banned, but not from here. The pub next door is another matter entirely.

Pub? Pub? Did someone mention the pub?

 

[Anonymous]

Stop it, you're not allowed.

 

[Andrew Everard]

JohnDuncan:you got lashed

And the difference from a normal day's reviewing is what...?

 

[Andy Clough]

Oh Dom, you're such a spoilsport! And it is Friday night, after all. I'll just pop in for a quick half, promise...

 

[Anonymous]

Clare Newsome:We had Frankie Boyle this year - and i'm still laughing at his jokes.....

Frankie....mmmmm bet you can't retell many of his jokes on here. He's prob the best comedian around at the mo ..wish I'd been there.

 

[Clare Newsome]

Andy Clough:And our Awards issue is one of the most eagerly-awaited and best-selling issues of the year.

If we ever get the damn thing to press....

 

[Andy Clough]

Yes, Frankie was very, very funny but I can't possibly repeat what he said on a family-friendly forum such as this.

 

[Anonymous]

5:30 - PUB TIME! Oh no, I'm on holiday...

 

[Andrew Everard]

Andy Clough:Yes, Frankie was very, very funny but I can't possibly repeat what he said on a family-friendly forum such as this.

For which read 'That's another part of the evening of which I have no recollection whatsoever'

 

[Clare Newsome]

Andrew Everard:
Andy Clough:Yes, Frankie was very, very funny but I can't possibly repeat what he said on a family-friendly forum such as this.

For which read 'That's another part of the evening of which I have no recollection whatsoever'

Well I was totally sober (at that point), and remember it all. The video should refresh some memories...

...talking of which - (censored) highlights of the night will appear online from October 16th.

 

[Anonymous]

Frankie Boyle was there? Oh...

 

[Anonymous]

dominic dawes:Frankie Boyle was there? Oh...

You really must've been trollied to miss this understated gentleman

 

[Andy Clough]

Actually, Dom was very well behaved as he was the man with the big furry microphone interviewing all the winners after the ceremony. And I had the job of polishing all the trophies for the photographs...I know my place.

 

[Anonymous]

JohnDuncan:Clare Newsome:
JohnDuncan:So we didn't win the competition then?

Not this time you didn't! Our winning reader plus guest are currently in the witness protection programme....

I had my tux cleaned and everything.

I had a hair cut too.

 

[Anonymous]

Which one ?

 

[Anonymous]

andyb190:Which one ?

Just above my left ear.

 

[Anonymous]

1 more than I've got !

I make Kojak look like ZZ Top

 

[Anonymous]

Industry bashes are boring and soooo predicatable. Everybody claps instead of throwing knives, smiles instead of screaming abuse and gets ****** as fast as possible so as to make the whole thing tollerable. There is so little sincerity that were it to spill; you could wipe it up with one of those jiffy cloths. IMO.

 

[JoelSim]

Rev:Industry bashes are boring and soooo predicatable. Everybody claps instead of throwing knives, smiles instead of screaming abuse and gets ****** as fast as possible so as to make the whole thing tollerable. There is so little sincerity that were it to spill; you could wipe it up with one of those jiffy cloths. IMO.

You may be right, but go with the flow and you'll have an excellent night. Whichever industry you're not in...is rubbish. If you are, it's rubbish but you can deal with it

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