Things that non-audiophiles say

[steve_1979]

Feel free to add to the list.

 

[Freddy58]

"Has it got woofers?"

 

[steve_1979]

"You paid how much?"

"How loud does it go?

"Beats are good quality."

"What's a DAC?"

"You still pay for music?"

 

[CnoEvil]

What's a Woofer?

 

[Freddy58]

What's a Woofer?

Good man

*biggrin*

 

[Electro]

What does that thing do ...........................................................*boredom* Ohh right *scratch_one-s_head*

 

[Freddy58]

"My tape deck's got Dobly"

 

[steve_1979]

"So you just sit there and listen to music?"

"It only has 50 watts? My iPod dock from Argos has 1000 watts and that only cost £50"

"What's a vinyl?"

"Is it as good as Bose?"

 

[jonathanRD]

Wife/girlfriend:

"Why do you need a new CD player/amp/spearers? What's wrong with the ones you've got?"

"Those speakers are very big. You could get some smaller ones."

"Turn it down."

"Are you talking to those hifi people on the internet again?" (this one is usually said while she is busy talking to her friends on Facebook for the 20th time today)

You must have been in my house too - and my wife forgets that her ipad is permanently glued to her lap - but seems to forget that small fact when commenting on my alleged avoidance of her *dash1*

 

[Vladimir]

"Enough."

"Savings."

"All jazz sounds the same."

"All blues sounds the same."

"All classical sounds the same."

"You call the power bar Tacima? Why?"

 

[Freddy58]

"Enough."

"Savings."

"All jazz sounds the same."

"All blues sounds the same."

"All classical sounds the same."

"You call the power bar Tacima? Why?"

You got that right! *biggrin*

 

[steve_1979]

Wife/girlfriend:

"Why do you need a new CD player/amp/speakers? What's wrong with the ones you've got?"

"Those speakers are very big. You could get some smaller ones."

"Turn it down."

"Are you talking to those hifi people on the internet again?" (this one is usually said while she's busy talking to her friends on Facebook for the 20th time today)

 

[Deleted member 2457]

Is that a submarine?

 

[Freddy58]

"Why do the speakers have to be there?"

 

[Deleted member 2457]

The speakers will be better facing this way!

 

[iceman16]

"Why did you hung those cot mattress on the wall?"

 

[scene]

"What's wrong with your old amp?"

"I don't know why people get so bothered about recording quality. My mp3s sound great on my phone..."

"Why do you need a home cinema setup, the TV's got speakers"

 

[Waxy]

*dash1*

 

[Paul.]

"What does this button do?"

(whilst getting painfully close to poking soft dome tweeter)

 

[professorhat]

"Fancy going out somewhere for a drink?"

 

[skippy]

"Bose make the best systems"

 

[iQ Speakers]

I don't know what the hell you lot are on about!

 

[hybridauth_Facebook_664715932]

You can buy better 1s from argos for much less.

They all sound same to me.

Is it Bose?

 

[steve_1979]

This was a conversation I had while playing a song through some cheap Dell speakers on the PC at work.

Colleague: "Those speakers sound pretty good don't they?"

Me: No.

 

[steve_1979]

Wife/girlfriend:

"Why do you need a new CD player/amp/spearers? What's wrong with the ones you've got?"

"Those speakers are very big. You could get some smaller ones."

"Turn it down."

"Are you talking to those hifi people on the internet again?" (this one is usually said while she is busy talking to her friends on Facebook for the 20th time today)

You must have been in my house too - and my wife forgets that her ipad is permanently glued to her lap - but seems to forget that small fact when commenting on my alleged avoidance of her *dash1*

Amen to that. *drinks*