🤣.... If you urinate in the garden, I'm told it keeps the cats at bay. Perhaps that's a little extreme, they could have installed sonic high frequency solar cat/fox detection alarms to chase them away.'OK - we'll have a word with him.' They looked at each other, turned on their heels and I'm not sure we spoke again.
In any case cats only listen if it's time for food, you listen to them and obey!

