Just for laughs

[steve_1979]

According to this manual, we need to upgrade the cables.

"This new mains cable has really opened up the soundstage"

Said no women EVER!

 

[Al ears]

Who fancies a caption competition?

Whoever can think of the funniest caption to go with this picture wins a prize.*

* 1st prize is the respect and admiration of your fellow forumites.

Hurry up with the assembly, I can't wait to listen to Mr. Zimmerman's new 'Blonde on Blonde' LP.

 

[Al ears]

Who fancies a caption competition?

Whoever can think of the funniest caption to go with this picture wins a prize.*

* 1st prize is the respect and admiration of your fellow forumites.

Russ Andrews were very proud to display their latest line in Isolation Platforms for valve amps.

 

[steve_1979]

Who fancies a caption competition?

Whoever can think of the funniest caption to go with this picture wins a prize.*

* 1st prize is the respect and admiration of your fellow forumites.

Drummerman, you look so much more attractive now that you've shaved your chest hair.

 

[Al ears]

According to this manual, we need to upgrade the cables.

"This new mains cable has really opened up the soundstage"

Said no women EVER!

So maybe, for the sake of parity, someone should publish a HiFi magazine hosted solely by women.

 

[BIGBERNARDBRESSLAW]

Who fancies a caption competition?

Whoever can think of the funniest caption to go with this picture wins a prize.*

"What's a ladyboy Daphne?"

"Well, there's a clue in your right hand Jane"

 

[CnoEvil]

So maybe, for the sake of parity, someone should publish a HiFi magazine hosted solely by women.

"NO HI-FI ! Sound and Fury"

 

[plastic penguin]

Who fancies a caption competition?

Whoever can think of the funniest caption to go with this picture wins a prize.*

* 1st prize is the respect and admiration of your fellow forumites.

The one kneeling up is saying: "This hi-fi malarky is fine, but why do the instructions insist on supergluing a cabinet to my back?"

 

[steve_1979]

So maybe, for the sake of parity, someone should publish a HiFi magazine hosted solely by women.

The reviews would go something like this:

While busy cooking the dinner I heard music coming from the living room with a greater clarity than ever before. Immediately I rushed into the living room to tell my husband that I could hear a difference and find out what had changed. My husband said he'd bought some new speaker cables so I told him that "They sound so much clearer and have really opened up the soundstage."

:cheer:

 

[Paul.]

So maybe, for the sake of parity, someone should publish a HiFi magazine hosted solely by women.

The reviews would go something like this:

While busy cooking the dinner I heard music coming from the living room with a greater clarity than ever before. Immediately I rushed into the living room to tell my husband that I could hear a difference and find out what had changed. My husband said he'd bought some new speaker cables so I told him that "They sound so much clearer and have really opened up the soundstage."

:cheer:

It would be 200 pages of "what's wrong with my iPod headphones you mentalist...."

 

[plastic penguin]

Who fancies a caption competition?

Whoever can think of the funniest caption to go with this picture wins a prize.*

* 1st prize is the respect and admiration of your fellow forumites.

The one kneeling up is saying: "This hi-fi malarky is fine, but why do the instructions insist on supergluing a cabinet to my back?"

Or

Golly, Thelma, I think AVI's quality control needs reassessing..."

 

[Al ears]

So maybe, for the sake of parity, someone should publish a HiFi magazine hosted solely by women.

The reviews would go something like this:

While busy cooking the dinner I heard music coming from the living room with a greater clarity than ever before. Immediately I rushed into the living room to tell my husband that I could hear a difference and find out what had changed. My husband said he'd bought some new speaker cables so I told him that "They sound so much clearer and have really opened up the soundstage."

:cheer:

It would be 200 pages of "what's wrong with my iPod headphones you mentalist...."

Or possibly less bul***t but more chintz.

 

[steve_1979]

Does anyone else fancy posting another hifi picture for a caption competition?

 

[steve_1979]

So maybe, for the sake of parity, someone should publish a HiFi magazine hosted solely by women.

The reviews would go something like this:

While busy cooking the dinner I heard music coming from the living room with a greater clarity than ever before. Immediately I rushed into the living room to tell my husband that I could hear a difference and find out what had changed. My husband said he'd bought some new speaker cables so I told him that "They sound so much clearer and have really opened up the soundstage."

:cheer:

It would be 200 pages of "what's wrong with my iPod headphones you mentalist...."

Nah, it'd be 200 pages of rushing in from another room to tell their husband they could hear "night and day differences". :shifty:

 

[plastic penguin]

Does anyone else fancy posting another hifi picture for a caption competition?

No.

 

[spiny norman]

Or possibly less bul***t but more chintz.

Chintz is good, but only if you've put all the bull**** behind you:

 

[CnoEvil]

"Hurry up Betty and tell me the next thing to remove, and we should have the whole thing dismantled before your husband gets home."