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[professorhat]

I think I was eating Shepherd's Pie...

 

[Andrew Everard]

professorhat:I think I was eating Shepherd's Pie...

Peppered with actual shepherd on top?

 

[Clare Newsome]

Murdo Mathewson:Hurrah! Years from now, people will ask 'Where were you when Andrew hit 8000', and I can say I was more than just near the grassy knoll, I was in the back of the darn Lincoln!
And that pink Chanel two-piece suits you very well, sir

 

[hammill]

Andrew Everard:
professorhat:I think I was eating Shepherd's Pie...

Peppered with actual shepherd on top?

Given the apostrophe, are you calling the shepherd (whose pie professorhat has clearly purloined) is a cannibal?

 

[John Duncan]

Clare Newsome:Murdo Mathewson:Hurrah! Years from now, people will ask 'Where were you when Andrew hit 8000', and I can say I was more than just near the grassy knoll, I was in the back of the darn Lincoln!
And that pink Chanel two-piece suits you very well, sir

Damn. We really should coordinate our outfits better.

 

[Murdo Mathewson]

Clare Newsome:Murdo Mathewson:Hurrah! Years from now, people will ask 'Where were you when Andrew hit 8000', and I can say I was more than just near the grassy knoll, I was in the back of the darn Lincoln!
And that pink Chanel two-piece suits you very well, sir

Why thank you. I'm not looking forward to the dry cleaner's bill, though. 'Food stains, grass stains, I don't know what stains'

Extra points, naturally, for the film...

 

[Andrew Everard]

Brain stains, presumably...

 

[John Duncan]

They're a b-gger.

 

[Andrew Everard]

Mindblowingly difficult to remove.

 

[professorhat]

Andrew Everard:Brain stains, presumably...

If they belong to a shepherd, I'll give them a good home...