Biggest question ever

[Anonymous]

what came first the egg or the hen,,,

 

[Anonymous]

dvdaudio:what came first the egg or the hen,,,

Both, they appeared at the same time in the instant of creativity???

 

[Andrew Everard]

Oh I don't know - if you subscribe to creationism, six days is a pretty long instant. Plenty of time for lots of chicken/egg jostling for pole position there...

 

[Anonymous]

Andrew Everard:Oh I don't know - if you subscribe to creationism, six days is a pretty long instant. Plenty of time for lots of chicken/egg jostling for pole position there...

In six days though, how much time is legally allowed to create a magnificent chicken?ÿ

 

[John Duncan]

Clare Newsome:This thread reminds me of this Eddie Izzard sketch (caution, one swear word) about Pavlov

Ah, Pavlov's cat. Fabulous. But only one?

Am definitely a cat man myself. Two Burmese. They hate me.

 

[Anonymous]

JohnDuncan:They hate me.

Like I said. Investigative beasts they are.ÿ

 

[Anonymous]

Octopo:
Andrew Everard:Oh I don't know - if you subscribe to creationism, six days is a pretty long instant. Plenty of time for lots of chicken/egg jostling for pole position there...

In six days though, how much time is legally allowed to create a magnificent chicken?ÿ

But it's not really six days.

I have two cats and they're fantastic. Great companions, think for themselves and don't whine (too much). It's hilarious watching them chase each other too...

 

[Andrew Everard]

Octopo:
Andrew Everard:Oh I don't know - if you subscribe to creationism, six days is a pretty long instant. Plenty of time for lots of chicken/egg jostling for pole position there...

In six days though, how much time is legally allowed to create a magnificent chicken?

We weren't talking about The Magnificent Chicken, or indeed any other conjuring fowl - only the ordinary kind.

And anyway, now you're beginning to sound like Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall...

 

[Anonymous]

igglebert:"In six days though, how much time is legally allowed to create a magnificent chicken" ÿBut it's not really six days.

So how many days is it?ÿ

 

[John Duncan]

Octopo:
JohnDuncan:They hate me.

Like I said. Investigative beasts they are.ÿ

"Feed me. Now ---- ---."

 

[chebby]

Cats just sit there waiting for you to become incapacitated/unconscious so they can eat you.

Always make sure you can see both cats before using the stairs otherwise one will distract you and the other will trip you.

The egyptians deified them and the little b####ers have never forgotten it.

 

[RodhasGibson]

Two Siamese [brother and sister] neutered good as gold very lovable very smart have given us much pleasure in the last six years. Cats for me too guys.

 

[Anonymous]

Kittens, but beware those floor standers make lovely scratching posts!!

 

[Anonymous]

The trick is to give them more attractive to scratch. I find balls help.

 

[TitusG]

Octopo:The trick is to give them more attractive to scratch. I find balls help.

Thats why dogs are better. A well trained dog wouldn't scratch your balls.

 

[Andrew Everard]

chebby:Cats just sit there waiting for you to become incapacitated/unconscious so they can eat you.

I thought that was dogs, as discovered post mortem by Marie Provost.

 

[idc]

I would like a panther like bagheera

 

[Anonymous]

TitusG:
Octopo:The trick is to give them more attractive to scratch. I find balls help.

Thats why dogs are better. A well trained dog wouldn't scratch your balls.

...to busy licking there own!

 

[idc]

Dog vs cat . Cat wins.

 

[Anonymous]

Dogs for me any day , not called man's best friend for nothing.

I always assciate cats with little old ladies, and shall we say the more effeminate among us,

( ducks and runs )

 

[Anonymous]

Try giving a cat some medication that will sort the men from the boys

 

[idc]

MENISCUS:

ducks and runs

MENISCUS is scared of ducks.

 

[Anonymous]

JohnDuncan:Octopo:
JohnDuncan:They hate me.

Like I said. Investigative beasts they are.ÿ

"Feed me. Now ---- ---."like this?

 

[idc]

Or like this.......

 

[Anonymous]

idc:MENISCUS:

ducks and runs

MENISCUS is scared of ducks.

Have you seen the size of ducks around here?