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You're definitely a puppy voter then. (Lured you in with sugary treats 
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1 for kittens
1 for puppies
Terry Wogan will announce the results soon, keep voting people
)1 for kittens
1 for puppies
Terry Wogan will announce the results soon, keep voting people
Mike_Schmidt
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Strue. I love dogs, a lot. But you could smack a dog every day and it would still try for your love. With a cat you've got to earn it. Sometimes it's like having furry little Friedrich Nietszches of your very own.
"If you stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss stares back. Because there's a cat hiding in it."
"If you stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss stares back. Because there's a cat hiding in it."
Octopo:Without a shadow of a doubt, a kitten. Cats are clever. Pooches are stupid.
Really, Whoever heard of guide cats or hearing cats for the blind, I could go on..............
Really, Whoever heard of guide cats or hearing cats for the blind, I could go on..............
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Octopo:Without a shadow of a doubt, a kitten. Cats are clever. Pooches are stupid.
Really, Whoever heard of guide cats or hearing cats for the blind, I could go on..............
Common misconception, but think about it carefully....
You can train a dog - yes TRAIN it!
You can train it to walk the same path day in day out for no pay, or to go fetch a stick a million times and still think he's never seen the bloody stick before in his life!
Now if you throw a stick to a cat it will look at you....I mean really look at you and say "what the hell am I supposed to do with that!"...then go back to sleep.
Now that's intelligence
Octopo:Without a shadow of a doubt, a kitten. Cats are clever. Pooches are stupid.
Really, Whoever heard of guide cats or hearing cats for the blind, I could go on..............
Common misconception, but think about it carefully....
You can train a dog - yes TRAIN it!
You can train it to walk the same path day in day out for no pay, or to go fetch a stick a million times and still think he's never seen the bloody stick before in his life!
Now if you throw a stick to a cat it will look at you....I mean really look at you and say "what the hell am I supposed to do with that!"...then go back to sleep.
Now that's intelligence
matengawhat
Well-known member
i have both - think if u have a preference you have never had both - i was a cat person gf a dog person - i had cats she insisted on a dog and wouldn't be without any of them - well maybe the gf but hey - only kidding!
my cats do play fetch although they give up sooner than the dog, the cats bring me gifts - the dog just steals stuff!
my cats do play fetch although they give up sooner than the dog, the cats bring me gifts - the dog just steals stuff!
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Octopo:Without a shadow of a doubt, a kitten. Cats are clever. Pooches are stupid.
Really, Whoever heard of guide cats or hearing cats for the blind, I could go on..............
Common misconception, but think about it carefully....
You can train a dog - yes TRAIN it!
You can train it to walk the same path day in day out for no pay, or to go fetch a stick a million times and still think he's never seen the bloody stick before in his life!
Now if you throw a stick to a cat it will look at you....I mean really look at you and say "what the hell am I supposed to do with that!"...then go back to sleep.
Now that's intelligence
Oh right, but it seems to me that most creatures that of use to society have to be educated to perform tasks, now I don't know but I'm assuming that even you went to school and as a consequence were TRAINED...........
Octopo:Without a shadow of a doubt, a kitten. Cats are clever. Pooches are stupid.
Really, Whoever heard of guide cats or hearing cats for the blind, I could go on..............
Common misconception, but think about it carefully....
You can train a dog - yes TRAIN it!
You can train it to walk the same path day in day out for no pay, or to go fetch a stick a million times and still think he's never seen the bloody stick before in his life!
Now if you throw a stick to a cat it will look at you....I mean really look at you and say "what the hell am I supposed to do with that!"...then go back to sleep.
Now that's intelligence
Oh right, but it seems to me that most creatures that of use to society have to be educated to perform tasks, now I don't know but I'm assuming that even you went to school and as a consequence were TRAINED...........
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Octopo:Without a shadow of a doubt, a kitten. Cats are clever. Pooches are stupid.
Really, Whoever heard of guide cats or hearing cats for the blind, I could go on..............
Common misconception, but think about it carefully....
You can train a dog - yes TRAIN it!
You can train it to walk the same path day in day out for no pay, or to go fetch a stick a million times and still think he's never seen the bloody stick before in his life!
Now if you throw a stick to a cat it will look at you....I mean really look at you and say "what the hell am I supposed to do with that!"...then go back to sleep.
Now that's intelligence
Oh right, but it seems to me that most creatures that of use to society have to be educated to perform tasks, now I don't know but I'm assuming that even you went to school and as a consequence were TRAINED...........
You're right.
I also consider Horses to be dumb for letting Policemen ride them into riots.
And greyhounds too for chasing a stuffed rabbit 1000 times, never catching it and still chasing it again!
You cant train a cat, because a cat is smart.
Lazy as hell...but smart.
If you stop feeding a cat, it'll drop you like a sack of spuds and move one to the next house like some sort of trophy WAG.
Cruel - but smart!
Octopo:Without a shadow of a doubt, a kitten. Cats are clever. Pooches are stupid.
Really, Whoever heard of guide cats or hearing cats for the blind, I could go on..............
Common misconception, but think about it carefully....
You can train a dog - yes TRAIN it!
You can train it to walk the same path day in day out for no pay, or to go fetch a stick a million times and still think he's never seen the bloody stick before in his life!
Now if you throw a stick to a cat it will look at you....I mean really look at you and say "what the hell am I supposed to do with that!"...then go back to sleep.
Now that's intelligence
Oh right, but it seems to me that most creatures that of use to society have to be educated to perform tasks, now I don't know but I'm assuming that even you went to school and as a consequence were TRAINED...........
You're right.
I also consider Horses to be dumb for letting Policemen ride them into riots.
And greyhounds too for chasing a stuffed rabbit 1000 times, never catching it and still chasing it again!
You cant train a cat, because a cat is smart.
Lazy as hell...but smart.
If you stop feeding a cat, it'll drop you like a sack of spuds and move one to the next house like some sort of trophy WAG.
Cruel - but smart!
Yep get your point, to summarise -
Cats - cruel and transient,
Dogs - loyal and faithful,
I know which I prefer,
Ps, I don't dislike cats..........
Cats - cruel and transient,
Dogs - loyal and faithful,
I know which I prefer,
Ps, I don't dislike cats..........
matengawhat
Well-known member
My cat looks after my little boy. He latches on to him and always sits next to him. Thomas is only 19 months too, so Ghenghis the cat really ought to know better, but no matter what gets pulled, he still comes back for more.
And never scratches him either, he'd have my arm off but just gives the little'un a gentle stop tap (hard enough for the boy to comtemplate doing something again anyway).
So, it's a kitten from me.ÿ
And never scratches him either, he'd have my arm off but just gives the little'un a gentle stop tap (hard enough for the boy to comtemplate doing something again anyway).
So, it's a kitten from me.ÿ
Clare Newsome:This thread reminds me of this Eddie Izzard sketch (caution, one swear word) about Pavlov
Now you've reminded me. I saw that tranny only last night. What he had to say was very funny.ÿ
Now you've reminded me. I saw that tranny only last night. What he had to say was very funny.ÿ
He is a funny fella, and a good sketch. He must have an interesting mind with what he comes up with!
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Alec
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Well, dogas are generally bigger targets, so i guess it depends how good your aim is, and how much of a challenge you fancy...
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