I bought one for my printer, and the blacks have never been blacker. The reds, oh the reds. I could crawl into them and live there like they were the warm blood from a freshly taken deer, it's heart still beating,ever more slowly as it goes to meet its maker.
I sometimes charge my phone with it and I swear it purrs whilst charging. It literally glows back at me with a loving smile that just begs me to buy it its own special usb cable..."please Mr fr0g, caress me with this special cable every time...".
When I am feeling frisky I wear it as a neck-chain, and I feel empowered. Nothing can stop me. This cable is the very life-force of the universe, given to me (for the princely sum of £200) in order to bestow more perfect 1's and completely zero 0's onto my existance.
Whilst back in reality, it is exactly the same as any other USB cable...