why does your day always drag when you have new toys at home waiting for you!!

[matengawhat]

why does your day always drag when you have new toys at home waiting for you!! My new sub arrived this morning at 08.45 and i'm stuck at work!

 

[Anonymous]

Tell me about it...got a new shiny silver Sony 2400ES waiting a home. Cant wait til 4 so I can rush home and set it up and in the rack before Wifey gets wind of my new purchase ;o)

 

[Big Chris]

Fake a phonecall from the Missus saying that you've had a flood in the kitchen/bathroom and that she can't stop it.

They'll have to let you go.

;-)

 

[Big Chris]

j6jno:Tell me about it...got a new shiny silver Sony 2400ES waiting a home. Cant wait til 4 so I can rush home and set it up and in the rack before Wifey gets wind of my new purchase ;o)

Errm...... I'm thinking she might just spot it anyway!

 

[Anonymous]

tell you boss you have swine flu, then you get to go home for 14 days with full pay ... should be enough time to 'burn' your systerm in

 

[chebby]

dim_span:tell you boss you have swine flu, then you get to go home for 14 days with full pay ... should be enough time to 'burn' your systerm in

Not if all the people who make your new kit are also 'swinging the lead' to get extra holiday.

Also presents a problem if you really get swine flu in future and your boss realises you cannot catch the same thing twice in one year!

Besides all that, catching swine flu is a sackable offence now it seems!