Andrew Everard:
Big Aura:I hovered over Mr Clough momentarily and quickly left him to it. In true urban myth style, he'll turn around to find a hot cup of tea on his bedside table, and we'll never speak of it again...
Your fantasies about hovering over Mr Clough while he sleeps are probably best kept to yourself, BA.
If I could deep-clean my mind's eye, I would.