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John Duncan said:Eyes and nose I trim myself with some very sharp hairdressing scissors but for ears a friend recommended a treatment used by Turkish barbers where they rub the ear hair with kerosene and set light to it...
John Duncan said:...a treatment used by Turkish barbers where they rub the ear hair with kerosene and set light to it...
CnoEvil said:The strange thing about hair (men in most cases), is that it appears to get directionally challenged. At around 40 (earlier in some cases), instead of growing upwards, it tunnels down and out every other orifice it can find, and I do mean every orifice. Then, when it can go no further, as a final insult,it sprouts out of the toes. Unfortunately, this means it then leaves bald batches (though, with your blonde locks, you seem more blessed than most). My theory is that when our Creator was bored and wanted a little further amusement, he thought that this particular wind-up seemed a good idea at the time.....as if making the opposite sex completely incomprehensible wasn't enough! Since your question deserves an answer, rather than endless technical twaddle (background info), it would be to let it grow wild and act as a "nagging filter"....though I'd trim the hair everywhere else, as boscage emanating from the old schnoz is most unbecoming on a Blonde, that's as beautiful as as your good self. Now your less palatable albums will sound better, and for everything else, just turn up the volume. Simples!
BenLaw said:Every orifice?! Maybe that's why they couldn't fit the catheter..... 😉
