Tired of tv reviews!! Love the mag!! Some ideas!!

[The_Lhc]

JohnDuncan:Andrew Everard:Mars Attacks?

No, but they do help you work, rest and play.

Not according to the advertising regulator they don't...

 

[bigboss]

chebby:

bigboss:As far as I know, absolutely nothing in the world can make your brain bigger!

Adequate nutrition from birth until maturity does the trick. After that it's all downhill.

It can make your brain sharper, but not bigger. The size of your brain depends on the size of your skull, not the other way round.

Come to think of it, brain's decline will accelerate if you're not keeping up with news etc. So, actually, TV is good for your brain's development!

 

[Anonymous]

bigboss:chebby:

bigboss:As far as I know, absolutely nothing in the world can make your brain bigger!

Adequate nutrition from birth until maturity does the trick. After that it's all downhill.

It can make your brain sharper, but not bigger. The size of your brain depends on the size of your skull, not the other way round.

Come to think of it, brain's decline will accelerate if you're not keeping up with news etc. So, actually, TV is good for your brain's development!

If that's what you believe, it seems it's already too late for your brain and the massive zombie box police have already got to you.

TV is pretty evil, lets face it.

 

[bretty]

bennyboy71:
bigboss:chebby:

bigboss:As far as I know, absolutely nothing in the world can make your brain bigger!

Adequate nutrition from birth until maturity does the trick. After that it's all downhill.

It can make your brain sharper, but not bigger. The size of your brain depends on the size of your skull, not the other way round.

Come to think of it, brain's decline will accelerate if you're not keeping up with news etc. So, actually, TV is good for your brain's development!

If that's what you believe, it seems it's already too late for your brain and the massive zombie box police have already got to you.

TV is pretty evil, lets face it.

Big Boss is a Doc. I reckon his brain's doing just fine.

 

[bigboss]

bretty: Big Boss is a Doc. I reckon his brain's doing just fine.

Thanks

 

[Alec]

Right. TVs do not all look the same (see the awful smudge resistant finish on the last generation of Panasonics, and any TVs who's manufacturers think its a good idea to tinge them with red or have blue lights on them or suchlike). The buyer's guide is exactly that, so it is useful if you want to buy something. Funny that, innit?

And, last time I checked, brains could not be sharpened. They are not pencils.

Bah! Humbug!

 

[bigboss]

Exercises & nutrition to sharpen your brain

 

[Anonymous]

al7478:
Right. TVs do not all look the same (see the awful smudge resistant finish on the last generation of Panasonics, and any TVs who's manufacturers think its a good idea to tinge them with red or have blue lights on them or suchlike). The buyer's guide is exactly that, so it is useful if you want to buy something. Funny that, innit?

And, last time I checked, brains could not be sharpened. They are not pencils.

Bah! Humbug!

Oh no! TVs don't all look the same? Tell me it aint true! What if it clashes with the sofa? Nooooooooooooo!!

Thankfully WHF is here to save the day, with its buyer's guide that contains zero photos of said televisions.....

Get a grip man. Massive TVs all look pretty much identical and offer the same features as each other these days, albeit in ever more confusing configurations and jargon. Even if you can get Facebook on one and not another, who cares? Thats not the important bit. What's important is the moving pictures - TVs are just giant pacifiers that offer you an escapist version of reality different enough to your own miserable version that you don't shoot yourself in the face when you get home from work. Choose a slightly different shaped dummy to suckle and dribble on, spend that month's wages on a new teet for the corner of your suburban nightmare nest. Look - this one can recognise your face and the silent tears welling behind your eyes! Woo. What a time to be alive!

 

[Andrew Everard]

Only 10am, and already a strong contender for Bizarre Post of the Day...

 

[Anonymous]

Andrew Everard:Only 10am, and already a strong contender for Bizarre Post of the Day...

Thanks. I take that as a compliment.

 

[Alec]

bennyboy71:

Andrew Everard:Only 10am, and already a strong contender for Bizarre Post of the Day...

Thanks. I take that as a compliment.

Every single word of your post was entirely accurate and necessary and yes, it is definitely me, as opposed to you, who needs to get a grip.

So thanks for the tip.

 

[Anonymous]

al7478:bennyboy71:

Andrew Everard:Only 10am, and already a strong contender for Bizarre Post of the Day...

Thanks. I take that as a compliment.

Every single word of your post was entirely accurate and necessary and yes, it is definitely me, as opposed to you, who needs to get a grip.

So thanks for the tip.

No worries. Glad to be of service.

Next up: why headphones should never, ever, ever be worn in public.

 

[professorhat]

bennyboy71:Next up: why headphones should never, ever, ever be worn in public.

I'd like to hear about prawns - why are they here and what do they want?

 

[Anonymous]

professorhat:

bennyboy71:Next up: why headphones should never, ever, ever be worn in public.

I'd like to hear about prawns - why are they here and what do they want?

Sssssh. Meet me under the bridge at midnight and come alone.

 

[Ravey Gravey Davy]

bennyboy71:professorhat:

bennyboy71:Next up: why headphones should never, ever, ever be worn in public.

I'd like to hear about prawns - why are they here and what do they want?

Sssssh. Meet me under the bridge at midnight and come alone.
I suspect that might be something you do a lot of the time.

 

[John Duncan]

My television doesn't look the same.

 

[professorhat]

JohnDuncan:My television doesn't look the same.

New haircut?