Silly Hi-Fi jokes

[rainsoothe]

Ye, so here goes - silly jokes are a guilty pleasure of mine, and I just thought of a really bad one last night:

If Onkyo lied about their product specifications, they would be called Pinonkyo.

Badum-tss!

 

[Cynic-al]

The K2 indicator on my amp is on all the time even in standby. It's really annoying.

# Roksan you don't have to put on the red light #

Sorry

 

[jimm]

My dog chewd through my speaker cable, he's a sub-woofer.

I'll get my coat...

 

[CnoEvil]

Two Audiophiles went to the pub but ended up in the Canal. They were Double Blind!