)[quote user="JoelSim"][quote user="Solomon1"]I just love this quote:
"Previously, Professor North conducted supermarket research which suggested people were five times more likely to buy French wine than German wine if accordion music was played in the background.
If an oompah (!) band was played, the German product outsold the French by two to one."
Note to self- if you notice any oompah band playing anywhere near a supermarket, be careful. You might end up with something you really don't like.
Oh well, maybe some Mozart will soften the pain.[/quote] If you notice an oompah band playing near the supermarket then you've had more than just wine, or you've really taken a wrong turn on the way back from the boozer.
I have to say that music sounds much better after wine than it does after beer.
[/quote]Hey, you better take that back mister- it's not me claiming there are oompah bands playing in supermarkets, it's professor North! God only knows from which cave he operates.