Hey, it's Christmas time for everyone... so having paid for a good share of gifts, I decided to treat myself to one as well. A new, and first, setup. A-S500, CD6004, BX5, BXW10... But that's not the point. Surprisingly, the money was no problem. Did not have to go undercover, justify the expense, nor any of it. "Well if that makes you happy", she said... Of course it does! But that's still not the point.
Brand new units of each separate are on their way... and almost as soon arriving, I hope. So it happens that upon finishing the necessary modifications to my speakers wires tonight, I realized there was some huge logistic problem, in the form of a great, green, spiky thing. Of course... :wall: It couldn't all be that easy, could it?
So back to the wife, and deciding to play it tactical, I just use the old, Oh-I-forgot-there's-just-that-one-thing, and to keep it to a decent, competitive level, I combine it with the old, exagerated guilt routine... Of course, she can't see it coming... "Would you please...", she says. Master of my blunt move, I go all in with the derisive detour :
- Nothing there, honey, I was just thinking how amazing a time Christmas is...
- Of course you were...
- ...and I just thought, well it's all good, all fine and beautiful, but after Christmas, Christmas is done, right?
- Right...?
- Well... you know I'm gonna get those "speakers things" quite soon, right?
- Hmmmm, hmmm...
- I've reviewed it carefully with our household ecosystem expert, you know the guy (...), and he assured me there was no way in the world such Hi-Fi components would cohabit within the same space than our Christmas tree... they are territorial things, those components..."
- I don't see the problem, as soon as we're done with that New Year's Eve supper, the tree will be all yours to undo.
- I know that, but you DO know that I'm gonna get those "speakers things" QUITE soon, don't you?
- And you DO know that there's no way in hell you're undoing that tree straight after Christmas, I don't care how many reports your ecosystem expert sends me...
- Honey, please, I would never do that, Christmas is such a sacred thing... I'd just move the darn tree, AFTER Christmas.
- Move it WHERE? You yourself told me there was no other place we could give it enough room!
- Well... Of course that was one month ago… but I thought about that too, and… there are people in this world who don't have the chance we have..."
- This tree is NOT moving from THERE
- … or perhaps the opposite corner of the room would do.
- Great, that settles it! We’ll just have to do without the couch, it’s a no-brainer! Could you not just wait 3 or 4 days more, you child?
- It’s a whole week you’re talking about, and nope, don’t think I can. See there’s that label on the boxes, « Unit will self destruct if not opened immediately », and there’s just nothing I can do about that.
- Well if it’s just that, you’ll have to open them boxes as soon as you’ll get them. And just for your safety : make sure to leave the tree alone!
…
So, as I’ve clearly won that argument, I’m left with two very sensible choices… for I am not an impulsive man, I can be patient.
1- Throw down a wall.
2- Use the chainsaw to give that tree a more military haircut.
With those options in mind, I wish you all the best of times!
P.S. Ooohhh ooh… Option number 3 : Buy a brand new Panasonic 50GT30 to make her happy… and justify moving the tree. She’s a TV lover, and well… I don’t hate that one myself. Would certainly be better than the actual one…
Brand new units of each separate are on their way... and almost as soon arriving, I hope. So it happens that upon finishing the necessary modifications to my speakers wires tonight, I realized there was some huge logistic problem, in the form of a great, green, spiky thing. Of course... :wall: It couldn't all be that easy, could it?
So back to the wife, and deciding to play it tactical, I just use the old, Oh-I-forgot-there's-just-that-one-thing, and to keep it to a decent, competitive level, I combine it with the old, exagerated guilt routine... Of course, she can't see it coming... "Would you please...", she says. Master of my blunt move, I go all in with the derisive detour :
- Nothing there, honey, I was just thinking how amazing a time Christmas is...
- Of course you were...
- ...and I just thought, well it's all good, all fine and beautiful, but after Christmas, Christmas is done, right?
- Right...?
- Well... you know I'm gonna get those "speakers things" quite soon, right?
- Hmmmm, hmmm...
- I've reviewed it carefully with our household ecosystem expert, you know the guy (...), and he assured me there was no way in the world such Hi-Fi components would cohabit within the same space than our Christmas tree... they are territorial things, those components..."
- I don't see the problem, as soon as we're done with that New Year's Eve supper, the tree will be all yours to undo.
- I know that, but you DO know that I'm gonna get those "speakers things" QUITE soon, don't you?
- And you DO know that there's no way in hell you're undoing that tree straight after Christmas, I don't care how many reports your ecosystem expert sends me...
- Honey, please, I would never do that, Christmas is such a sacred thing... I'd just move the darn tree, AFTER Christmas.
- Move it WHERE? You yourself told me there was no other place we could give it enough room!
- Well... Of course that was one month ago… but I thought about that too, and… there are people in this world who don't have the chance we have..."
- This tree is NOT moving from THERE
- … or perhaps the opposite corner of the room would do.
- Great, that settles it! We’ll just have to do without the couch, it’s a no-brainer! Could you not just wait 3 or 4 days more, you child?
- It’s a whole week you’re talking about, and nope, don’t think I can. See there’s that label on the boxes, « Unit will self destruct if not opened immediately », and there’s just nothing I can do about that.
- Well if it’s just that, you’ll have to open them boxes as soon as you’ll get them. And just for your safety : make sure to leave the tree alone!
…
So, as I’ve clearly won that argument, I’m left with two very sensible choices… for I am not an impulsive man, I can be patient.
1- Throw down a wall.
2- Use the chainsaw to give that tree a more military haircut.
With those options in mind, I wish you all the best of times!
P.S. Ooohhh ooh… Option number 3 : Buy a brand new Panasonic 50GT30 to make her happy… and justify moving the tree. She’s a TV lover, and well… I don’t hate that one myself. Would certainly be better than the actual one…