JohnDuncan:He certainly has no shame when it comes to buying hifi illicitly...
Joel reminds me of my dear, recently departed, Father who used to buy expensive tools then tuck them away somewhere in his workshop hoping my Mother wouldn't notice, when she did notice he used to try and bluff her that he'd had them for years, and anyway it didn't cost much. She knew exactly what he was up to.
Honesty is the best policy.