Bloody cat!!!

[jiggyjoe]

My 6 year old daughter recently twisted my arm so she could get a kitten!! OK I said... Don't know much about cats but thought they pretty much kept themselves to themselves. We ended up with a breed called maine ****!!!! This cat follows me round.

It loves removing the bungs from the back of my speakers and hiding them all over the House!!! and jumping all over my keyboard deleting my posts.

If I wanted bung's with holes in I would have ordered them!!

Any humane ways of removing thus cat much appreciated!!!!

Perhaps 150db at 30khz would do the trick

 

[Jason36]

Maine ****'s apparantely have the mentality of dog and are very very loyal and will tend to follow you around...aren't they faitly big as well.....as cats go

 

[ear]

nice breed .had a cat similar to that.

 

[Rob998]

Maine Coons are BIG cats, as domestic moggies go,



Lovely animals, and one of the few trainable cats, although, like all cats, it will end up training you!

 

[jiggyjoe]

Don't know how big yet only five months old!!! been reading up on the internet and may take up to five years to reach full size and will be big!!!!!

iv'e been done!!!!!!!!!!!! by a 6 year old!!

 

[jiggyjoe]

Rob998 that belongs in a zoo!!!!!!

 

[grdunn123]

I've seen one of these on Bodmin Moor, I think...

 

[Rob998]

jiggyjoe:
iv'e been done!!!!!!!!!!!! by a 6 year old!!

Get used to it. I've got 8YO & 5YO girls, and they have me completely beaten. They gang up on me. It doesn't help that they (the 5YO in particular) are very smart cookies. They tie me up in knots with fully formed female logic, enhanced with pre-teen "innocence". I end up in a seething rage, screaming & shouting & making totally unenforceable threats. Then they shout to Mrs Rob "Mummy, Daddy's having a tantrum again...."

 

[jiggyjoe]

iv'e got 6 and 2 year old girls + said moggy!!

I'm doomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[John Duncan]

Yes you are. Here is your typical adult Maine ****:

 

[Anonymous]

JohnDuncan:Yes you are. Here is your typical adult Maine ****:

That, my friend is a Lion.

What Cat Fi suddenly

 

[Anonymous]

Furthermore, trouble with cats?

Just use the whole of Aphex Twins back catalogue.........job done

 

[Rob998]

jiggyjoe:
iv'e got 6 and 2 year old girls + said moggy!!

I'm doomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty much. There's always the pub if it all gets too much. Which it will.

 

[shropshire lad]

This is the best laugh I've had for ages . Keep it up boys .

My wife fancies one ( or even two ) of these monsters . Well not any more . I'll let her have her ferrets instead .

Nick

 

[chebby]

Train two of them to sit in the corners of the room as bass traps.

 

[jiggyjoe]

LOL !!!

 

[Andrew Everard]

jiggyjoe:and jumping all over my keyboard deleting my posts.

Could you just train it to jump on the keyboard and delete the profanity without which you seem to be unable to post?

If you could, it would save us a lot of effort removing it.

 

[jiggyjoe]

sorry will do

 

[Andrew Everard]

Thanks, appreciated.

 

[Alantiggger]

Lol, best watch what you do jiggy ....... as this cat when older.......... might want it's own back on you hahahaha.

 

[Cpt.Issues]

chebby:Train two of them to sit in the corners of the room as bass traps.

Bass cats. What an excellent idea!

 

[Anonymous]

Cpt.Issues:
chebby:Train two of them to sit in the corners of the room as bass traps.

Bass cats. What an excellent idea!

I think it's time to set up a Audio Room Acoustics Company that utilizes pets.

I was thinking of naming it Hi - Furdelity Solutions. It would be purrrrfect.

My expansion plan begins with Hamster Bungs. " A novel way of reducing bass boom."

Other more underdeveloped plans include a Air Budgie Aspirated Tweeter.

or A BAT and A room EQ system that employs bats and Sonar.

 

[Anonymous]

Yea, you could employ a squirrel to make sure all the nuts on the speaker drivers are tight.