To be fair... It's pretty funny. And I've read some pretty funny things...
"It gets me closer to the Lord"
And this is quality...
"My best friend and I hooked up this Denon cable to my hi-fi system. Unfortunately my little sister, just before being grounded, turned on the CD player before me and my bud were ready. We tried to make it to the couch but the wave of incredible audio clarity enveloped us like an exploding nebula, I've never heard a Genesis CD sound so beautiful and yet be so terrified at the same time. My best friend sacrificed himself going behind the stereo system to reroute power to the out of phase amplifier. I buried my friend in a coffin the shape of a Star Trek branded MP3 player.
To boldly go where no audio has gone before.. "
Funny thing, I didn't even know Denon did expensive leads... :|