Oooo

[John Duncan]

One of the nice things about working here is seeing blokes arriving in reception with armfuls of equipment and thinking "oooo what's that for.....?"

 

[Anonymous]

JohnDuncan:One of the nice things about working here is seeing blokes arriving in reception with armfuls of equipment and thinking "oooo what's that for.....?"

...I guess you'll never know...

 

[Anonymous]

...and so the next must have gadget is?

 

[Anonymous]

HHmmm.....you are lucky!

 

[Henley]

Well if you don't know, what chance do the rest of us have!

Unless it's the new floating phlange for a caravan hitch!

 

[Andrew Everard]

See, we knew they'd having him working on the reception desk within a week...

 

[Clare Newsome]

Pah! They're supposed to go round to the delivery door, not loiter front-of-house....

 

[Anonymous]

Answering phones?

BTW, if you ever need an accountant, do think of me! All I ask is a huge office with the state of the art hi-fi in it.

 

[Simon Lucas]

JohnDuncan:One of the nice things about working here is seeing blokes arriving in reception with armfuls of equipment and thinking...

"who can I get to carry that for me?"

 

[John Duncan]

Simon Lucas:
JohnDuncan:One of the nice things about working here is seeing blokes arriving in reception with armfuls of equipment and thinking...

"who can I get to carry that for me?"

"Simon's extension is....."

 

[Anonymous]

Andrew Everard:See, we knew they'd having him working on the reception desk within a week...

Emergency!! Paper Jam Alert!

 

[Anonymous]

John, how much do you have to pay them to work there, and do you get any freebies, you know the odd amp or two...........

 

[Andy Clough]

He's still on probation, so no freebies for now.

 

[John Duncan]

Andy Clough:He's still on probation, so no freebies for now.

However, with extensive lead times on some hard-to-find items, should I get my order in now?

 

[drummerman]

I've obviously missed something ...

Gratulations JD

 

[plastic penguin]

JohnDuncan:One of the nice things about working here is seeing blokes arriving in reception with armfuls of equipment and thinking "oooo what's that for.....?"

You seem like a little boy in a sweet shop [I can see it in your typing]. . . .they're just of reach.

 

[the record spot]

Two questions:-

1) Do you need a business analyst?

2) Would you, in theory, pay the bus fare from Edinburgh?

 

[drummerman]

Head of security. Thanks

 

[John Duncan]

I should point out again that 'here' means in the same building, as opposed to the magazine......

But cheers DM.....

 

[chebby]

Another congrats post?
Congratulations John.

 

[John Duncan]

(sigh)

Noooooooooooooooooo.

 

[floyd droid]

So how is it going john,settleing in well i hope ?. First week under the belt is always a milestone in a new job.

 

[Andrew Everard]

He's lasted four days without running out screaming and rending his raiment, so things are looking promising...

 

[chebby]

Andrew Everard:He's lasted four days without running out screaming and rending his raiment, so things are looking promising...

What about gnashing of teeth?

And are women walking in sorrow at his side? (Clare?)

 

[John Duncan]

chebby:And are women walking in sorrow at his side?

Dunno, I'll ask tomorrow....