Cofnchtr:Hi,
Awa' wi yer witchcraft in yer plasma TV.
O gie me yon specs, Celtic Manor to see,
Tae settle doon in ma favour'd settee,
America v Europe in bonnie 3D.
Weel-stack'd definition - 1080 is best,
Bles'd from the missus, the remote I possess'd,
Wi' baffies on feet, air swelled my chest,
An image to behold, my een'd be caress'd.
A shambles afore me, the rain t'was a-pourin,
Play's been scunnered, nae mare a-fourin,
Nae air in ma lungs, considerably boring,
She gie'd me a slap fer thunderously snoring.
Cheers,
Cofnchtr.
That deserves more attention that it's had so far, did you write that Cofnchtr?