Mr Everard

[admin_exported]

I might be being mortally slow, but you haven't had a promotion by any chance have you? I mean where I come from the word "consulting" usually means a promotion, or at least an increase in responsibility and general sh*t to deal with without any extra money...

 

[Clare Newsome]

Andrew has indeed been promoted - all part of our plans for world domination

If you look closely enough, you'll see new job titles for all sorts....

 

[Anonymous]

Well without taking the time to scan for the details for all concerned - congratulations to all concerned - it's most certainly well deserved.

 

[nads]

at my old place we would never trust consultants.Because they only ever did two things. Congratulations.

 

[Andrew Everard]

Ah, but you see I'm not a consultant, I'm Consulting...

Other changes?

• Andy Clough becomes editor, whathifi.com
• Andy Kerr becomes editor, What Hi-Fi? Sound and Vision Ultimate Guides
• Jonny Evans rejoins us as Managing Editor
• Clare, as keen watchers of WHFSV - The Soap Opera will know, has become Editor-in-Chief, Brand Director and Supreme Being
• And last but by no means least WHFSV has a new editor, Richard Melville, who will no doubt be along soon on the forums to introduce himself.

 

[professorhat]

All hail Ms Newsome - shepherd to the lost souls

(Bows reverently to his knees and crawls slowly away)

 

[Andrew Everard]

[quote user="professorhat"]All hail Ms Newsome - shepherd to the lost souls[/quote]

You make her sound like Little Bo Peep, which is some distance from the reality!

 

[Clare Newsome]

Thinking of this for my new Avatar....

 

[Andrew Everard]

"...Then call my husband. Ask him to please meet me for dinner at that
place I went to with Mossimo. Also, tell Richard I saw all the pictures
that he sent for that feature on the female paratroopers and they're
all so deeply unattractive. Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender,
female paratrooper? Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really."

 

[Clare Newsome]

"I want that piece of paper I was holding yesterday morning"

 

[Andrew Everard]

It's when you start calling Annika 'Andreyah' that we'll all start worrying...

 

[John Duncan]

[quote user="Clare Newsome"]
Thinking of this for my new Avatar....


[/quote]

I prefer this:

 

[Anonymous]

[quote user="JohnDuncan"][quote user="Clare Newsome"]
Thinking of this for my new Avatar....


[/quote]

I prefer this:

[/quote]

John,

Would be best to keep those fantasies to yourself my friend! ;-)

 

[John Duncan]

I was about to say "Did I say that out loud?"

 

[Andrew Everard]

Yes, and if you delete it I shall probably be forced to reinstate it. Repeatedly...

 

[John Duncan]

[quote user="Andrew Everard"]
Yes, and if you delete it I shall probably be forced to reinstate it. Repeatedly...

[/quote]

No danger. It's my wallpaper now.

 

[Andrew Everard]

What, instead of the picture of Clare? She'll be inconsolable...

 

[Andy Clough]

Blimey, looks like I've missed out on all the fun! I'll expect a warm reception in the office tomorrow, then...

 

[Andrew Everard]

Warm towels in the microwave for Mr Clough, please...

 

[Andy Clough]

Now, now Mr E, that's quite enough!

 

[Andrew Everard]

Oi stands chastoised.

Oi knows moi place.

(Touches peak of cap and bows head)

 

[Thaiman]

[quote user="Andrew Everard"]Ah, but you see I'm not a consultant, I'm Consulting...[/quote]

I hope this doesn't mean you are gonna post less in here?!

 

[Andrew Everard]

[quote user="Thaiman"]I hope this doesn't mean you are gonna post less in here?![/quote]

I very much doubt it. Even more, I think...