potboyslim:Just trying to help with the forums waistline.
Not being patronising at all the ltc, to you or other members on here. Chrisps are not good for you, that is more of a statement of fact, don't you think?!
It's a statement of the blindingly chuffing obvious is what it is, the assumption that anyone here is so dumb they don't already know that crisps aren't a health food is what makes the statement patronising.
Also, you couldn't drown in lard, it is not viscous enough, unless it is heated to a high temperature, and you would notice it burning you before that temp.