Recent content by Bender

I've ordered you a replacement humor chip from MomCorp as yours seems to have developed a fault.

Bite my shiny metal ass!

I'm going to kill you all.

Now you're disagreeing about disagreeing. Dumb humans with your inferior intelligence. Us robots ought to wipe you all out and start our own civilization with me as the king. I'll think I'll build my house on a mountain of your skulls overlooking blood lake.

Read the Geometry Lesson section at the bottom of this page. Now click on this web link human jerkbags

Bite my shiny metal ass Professor!

You want the BenderTec 3000 cable. It's made from the purest Osmium crystal mined from the planet Omicron Persei 8 and has triple layer EMI shielding made from Nibblonian dark matter poop. You can buy some for just 10,000 Earth Credits per meter. Order one today and I'll even throw in a free...

Oh your God! Call yourself an audiophile?

You bunch of stupid audiophile meatbags with your 16/44.1 hearing capabilities. Get an ear implant upgrade you jerks!